if you hONESTLY THINK GIRLS SHOULD WORRY ABOUT HAVING A GAP BETWEEN THEIR THIGHS THEN YOU’RE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT GAPS, LIKE THE ONE BETWEEN YOUR EARS WHERE YOUR BRAIN SHOULD BE YOU IDIOTIC FUCKING ASSHOLE
- Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
this is the laziest thing i’ve seen in my entire life
poland u ok
i might still be ugly but i used to be uglier
I can hear myself getting fatter
- me at school: omg when i get home i've got to do loads of shit like finish that project and read that book omg i need to review for that test too omg so much to do
- me at home:
if you ever feel ugly just remember that i am uglier
i wish i was one of those girls who thought they were ugly but are actually really pretty
but instead i’m one of those girls who thinks they’re ugly and is actually ugly
I am still thinking about this
Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.
So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.
I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??
okay now i’ll reblog it
sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood
apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful
You’re really passionate about apples
Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.
liquefied apple fetus.
I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.