Sister: What will you do when your idol becomes a dad?

Me: I will become a mother.

when going to a friends' house

• Normal people: What a lovely home you have
• Me: Whats your wifi password?

Ed Sheeran’s + album (part one)

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Bruno for MTV  Video Music Awards Promo 2011 

• me: walks out of bathroom with laptop
• mom:

• band you don't like/care about: hey we're announcing a tour and we're playing in your town in the holidays and the tickets are free !!!!
• Your favorite band: Hey we're announcing a tour on the moon on a school night and tickets are £984937868 !!!!

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